When you have the social life* that this kid has, you gotta catch up on the ZZZZZZZZZ's while you can.
Even if it's during a hunting seminar just minutes before you are handed a shotgun!
***You think I'm kidding about the social life???
uh...well, I'm not!
I don't know how this son of mine finds time to go to school, pick his nose or pay any attention to his poor old parents sitting at home waiting on his beck and call to shuttle his ass around!
hmmmmm......I have no idea where he gets this social side of him?
Probably from Mr. Party animal Randy!
Yep!!! I'm sure of it.
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You play you pay. He was probably exhausted from all the work his parents make him do...or not.
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OMH....Elise-your comments kill me! I can TOTALLY hear you saying each and every word and it makes me laugh so hard.
Riv...your momma and I are still counting on you being a rock star and being our TICKET to the world of rock stars. Rest up now.
Doing what they do BEST! Don't forget to add scratching their "BOYZ", passing massive amount of gas and inflating the grocery bill to their long list of things "to do"!
"Social Retardation" is such a scary disease. I hope they can find a cure for it soon! If not, Randy will soon be needing feeding tubes, bed pans and sponge baths. While his beer induced, comatose mother will require massive amounts of budlight and Jager just to get through the day.
It is damn exhausting taking care of demanding, elderly parents. Poor kid!
I think this narcolepsy thang is going around!?? This is the third story I have heard of men, about to be handed a gun, and WHAM, they are fast asleep...
Groggy + Guns = "You'll shoot your eye out."
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