She was smiling all night......until......

Saturday night we celebrated Randy and Lisa's birthday at the piano bar.

We filled the reserved table of 20...... and then some.

I hope the turn out shows the love we have for them both!

You know we are famous for documenting our events with pictures GALORE!

Here ya go!

Here's to Randy's 46th

and Lisa's 38th years of making us all better people by having them in our lives!

The most interesting 'posing' man in the world, Jerry.

You never know where his face is gonna pop up!

Random dude that walked by our table.  

Derek couldn't pass up the photo op.

Random dude was very obliging.

Paula is always a little angel.

[that's what we want her mom to think]

Jay threw a citrus wedge headed east and it landed in the ball of my eye, and sprayed juice across my face.

I am finally rid of all freckles, AND feeling in my T-Zone.

Rich, Derek and Lisa

Noelle and Patrick

A little inside joke.....

You would have had to heard of Lisa's dream to get this one.

The boys are demonstrating their "girth".

Marilyn and Ben

Jay....

or as I called him, "Jay-hole" for being a great lemon flinger/eye blinder.

[btw:  We missed you Lyns!]

It's all fun and games until someone [RICH] buys the bday girl too many German Chocolate Cake shots!!!!!!

Awe.....Poor Lis :(

[Derek sent me an email after he looked at the pictures and said, 

"She was smiling ALL night.....until.......]

Randy took good care of his birthday sister, and held her up to get fresh air.

Ahhhh....the love we all have for the lil girl!

 Jay was proud of Lisa for partying like a rock star!!! 

And secretly, he was glad that it wasn't him this time!
We love ya Jay!!!!
Awe...look at Rand holding me and Lisa's purse!
He's such a stud!
[See Jerry's head in the background?!?!?]

As we waited for Derek to bring the chariot around to pick up his princess,

we took one last opportunity to celebrate and laugh with an "end of the night" picture.

[Paula is awesome at positioning her camera on a dainty ledge, sets the timer, and gets all of us in focus!]

We loaded the bday girl next to her man, and sent them off into the moonlight......with a Puff's tissue and a ponytail holder, 

in hopes of a hangover-free morning awaiting them :)

~~~~~~~~~~~

One more time!!! Happy Birthday Randy, my love.

The dance that made the club quiet

ok......where do I start???

Well,  I guess we will just dive into the facts.

***This story is from my point of view....

there were a few things that we all saw a little differently, 

but it is still all the same basic story

Titled:

'the inappropriate aunt dance'

or also known as,

'the double header'.

It all happened last Saturday night at the piano bar.

As most of you know, you request songs attached with too much money, and the singers will play your suggestion........

 or sometimes they just throw your request to the side 

but only after 

they take your money off the clip and put it in the money jar.

We are all cracked out  lab rats to the piano players.  

They can throw away our request and take our money and we will still cheer for them and let them know how much they rock our world!

They are pretty good about honoring the birthday requests, 

and usually ask the birthday person to get on stage to be voluntarily embarrassed.

A dude, his girlfriend and his aunt walk into a bar......

[no this is not a joke]

they are called on stage where two chairs are waiting.

The dude and his girl sit in the chairs while the music starts playing.

I don't know exactly what song was being sung because I went deaf, and wished I was blind 

once 'the aunt' started doing 

gyrating hip pumps 

to her nephew AND the girlfriend.

It looked a little something like this:

exhibit #1

and this:

exhibit #2

Although, the difference between my exhibit #2  flat pancake ass,

 and the real deal, was that  Auntie had a nice badonkadonk and it really did look pretty good

 if it wasn't being meat grind-ed into her nephew's face!

You could tell that she had done this kind of dance a time or twenty for men who paid her in her g-string.

She had a way of swinging her hips to and fro that made me wonder if she was born with well oiled hinges instead of joints.

exhibit #3

Apparently the girlfriend was feeling left out of the family action and started grabbing to get her own piece of Auntie pie.

Auntie proceeded to give girlfriend some unhinged motion while straddling her similar to exhibit #3.

Just as the song ended, girlfriend and Auntie leaned into each other and totally full on macked!

It was excruciating having to watch Nephew's embarrassment.   

He was so paralyzed.

I'm assuming he was repeating prayers in his head,

"please let this be a dream, please! please! please!"

As an audience, we were watching this train wreck with complete awe and silence.

Even the piano players were traumatized and finished the singsong by saying,

"wow!  we sure didn't expect that!"

The moral of the story??

always expect the unexpected....

and 

have your aunt define what she means by

"let's go have some family fun".

Ah push it, push it real good!

Saturday night was reason to celebrate!!!!

It was our good buddy Jay's birthday...

and when you get as old as he is,

you celebrate the fact that he can walk without a cane or need an oxygen pack strapped to his back!

We only had to catch his drool a few times, but I think that was more from the alcohol than his age.

Just kidding Jay.

You are just so fun to tease.

You know we love ya man!!!

We started the evening by having wine and dinner at The Market Street Grill.

Ahhhh...so good!

We had THE best waitress who was fun, had a trucker mouth, told of her klepto addiction to stealing pepper grinders from competitor seafood restaurants, and gave all of us a good teaching of how to get crab meat out of it's shell without using those crab crackers that apparently smoosh the meat.

I wouldn't know because I am not a sea food lover....

but Jay gave me a shmidge of his 'bronzed talapia' and I really, really, really liked it!!!

I see fish in my future of dinner delights!

From dinner, we met up with Paula and Jay D at the piano bar.

One of the first things that I noticed when arriving to the piano bar was this glove laying around which nobody claimed.

I knew for a fact that it was the long lost glove of O.J. Simpson!

Unfortunately, it DID fit me and I was not acquitted.

I was sent straight to the bar without passing GO!

Paula and Jay D

Derek and Lisa

Lynsie and Jay

Blind man and greaseface girl

I could just feel that ya all were missing the "Randy shut eye" pictures.

No worries.....we will always have some fresh one's coming atcha!

A round of birthday cake shots were ordered.

Everyone gagged them down, 

their bodies shivered, 

AND then we got the partay started!!!!!

A Garth Brooks song was requested.

This picture shows my attitude toward,

 "friends in low places" being belted out!

MY HELL!!!!

Can we all be done with this song already!!!!

Correct me if I'm wrong friends, but didn't some dumbjunk pay like $40 to have them play this old piece of shit melody?????

Country music makes me feel inbred.

The gals were showin' love, AND lookin' hot might I add!

Jay spontaneously would give the singers a good F-YOU......

and minutes later join in the jamboree 

with knowing EVERY word to hits like:

Push it real good by Salt N Pepa

I'm on a boat MOFO by Andy Samberg and TPain

ALL Journey and ACDC lyrics....

and many other wonderful singalongsongs.

Derek is all about the motto: 

 'go BIG or go HOME'!!! 

And celebrating Jay's birthday as a true Irishman, would not be complete without an Irish Carbomb!!!!

Nasty as all shit, but apparently a fun novelty!

As always,

t'was the loveliest of times with you all, 

and thank you Jay for getting old 

it gives us reason to go out and be with each other....

AND to rub our youth in
 yo face :)

BAM!

Love you all!!!!

Muah!!!

[Insider:

p.s......why am I craving cookies????

MUST have cookies!!!

Shit....i knew this would happen to me!

Marilyn!!!!  Bring me cookieeeeeeeees!!!]