Get him off our back!!!

This is a real live dead and stuffed spider monkey.

Only our family and the peeps close to me know the story of this monkey, 

and how he was hung on a wall, 

collecting years of  dust, 

and giving all who entered the home he shared with his owner, 

this look of pure crazed jungle fever!!!

From what I understand, there are people out there who like to collect the "strangely different" things in life.

To those of you who I am describing, 

TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!!!!

Take this monkey off our back.

The bid starts at $20 which is a REAL steal if you look around at what other dust/smoke  infested  stuffed monkeys go for.

We adjusted this price to bottom dollar to compensate for a missing finger that has been used as a prosthetic in a different region of the monkey's body.

[btw: Elise and I have NOOO idea of how that finger broke off!!!! 
We were neeeeveeer there!!! 

 You hear me?!?!?

NEVER THERE!!!!!]

Let's just say that the monkey may not be hung on the wall anymore.....

but since the finger transplant this lil buddy is still hung.

**Jay D and Paula....I know you really wanted this for your family room.
Call me....we can work out a deal.