I guess a personal blood pressure machine isn't a real good idea to give someone turning 45.
Apparently it makes them feel even more concrete that they are 'this' close to DEAD.
DEAD!
DEAD!
DEAD!
I know, I know.
It's along the same lines of a dude giving his chick a mop for Valentine's Day.
It's offensive.
And, if you could have seen the disappointment and lack of lust in his eyes as he opened it, you would cringe with uncomfortableness.
I kind of think he was hoping is was a joke.
I feel like a total fart face right now :(
BUT!!!
In my defense.....
come on, just hear me out.....
We have been very worried about Randy's blood pressure.
He's always been healthy and in the correct number ranges for a healthy male.
But these last months have taken a toll on him and he hasn't been feeling well.
Dizziness, passing out, vertigo, confused and weight loss.
We both had an assessment for our health insurance where they do all of the blood work and blood pressure and weight and fat % and YADA YADA YADA.
Everything came back in good range except for his blood pressure, which he was in denial about, and had the poor gal re-test it like 6 times! Each time, the numbers climbed. We are pretty sure it's because of his nerves, but there is still reason to be keeping an eye on his health.
HENCE THE BLOOD PRESSURE MONITOR GIFT SET!!!!
It truly was a gift of love,
but I will make up for the
"you are 45 now, and almost dead"
gift to Rand in someway.
I'm thinking it will probably involve a trip to Victoria's Secret :)
Talk about raising someone's blood pressure!
HUBBA! HUBBA!
BOW CHICA WOW WOW!
See!!!!
I told you my gift is the universal gift that keeps on giving!
