Saturday night was reason to celebrate!!!!
It was our good buddy Jay's birthday...
and when you get as old as he is,
you celebrate the fact that he can walk without a cane or need an oxygen pack strapped to his back!
We only had to catch his drool a few times, but I think that was more from the alcohol than his age.
Just kidding Jay.
You are just so fun to tease.
You know we love ya man!!!
We started the evening by having wine and dinner at The Market Street Grill.
Ahhhh...so good!
We had THE best waitress who was fun, had a trucker mouth, told of her klepto addiction to stealing pepper grinders from competitor seafood restaurants, and gave all of us a good teaching of how to get crab meat out of it's shell without using those crab crackers that apparently smoosh the meat.
I wouldn't know because I am not a sea food lover....
but Jay gave me a shmidge of his 'bronzed talapia' and I really, really, really liked it!!!
I see fish in my future of dinner delights!
From dinner, we met up with Paula and Jay D at the piano bar.
One of the first things that I noticed when arriving to the piano bar was this glove laying around which nobody claimed.
I knew for a fact that it was the long lost glove of O.J. Simpson!
Unfortunately, it DID fit me and I was not acquitted.
I was sent straight to the bar without passing GO!
Paula and Jay D
Derek and Lisa
Lynsie and Jay
Blind man and greaseface girl
I could just feel that ya all were missing the "Randy shut eye" pictures.
No worries.....we will always have some fresh one's coming atcha!
A round of birthday cake shots were ordered.
Everyone gagged them down,
their bodies shivered,
AND then we got the partay started!!!!!
A Garth Brooks song was requested.
This picture shows my attitude toward,
"friends in low places" being belted out!
MY HELL!!!!
Can we all be done with this song already!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong friends, but didn't some dumbjunk pay like $40 to have them play this old piece of shit melody?????
Country music makes me feel inbred.
The gals were showin' love, AND lookin' hot might I add!
Jay spontaneously would give the singers a good F-YOU......
and minutes later join in the jamboree
with knowing EVERY word to hits like:
Push it real good by Salt N Pepa
I'm on a boat MOFO by Andy Samberg and TPain
ALL Journey and ACDC lyrics....
and many other wonderful singalongsongs.
Derek is all about the motto:
'go BIG or go HOME'!!!
And celebrating Jay's birthday as a true Irishman, would not be complete without an Irish Carbomb!!!!
Nasty as all shit, but apparently a fun novelty!
As always,
t'was the loveliest of times with you all,
and thank you Jay for getting old
it gives us reason to go out and be with each other....
AND to rub our youth in
yo face :)
yo face :)
BAM!
Love you all!!!!
Muah!!!
[Insider:
p.s......why am I craving cookies????
MUST have cookies!!!
Shit....i knew this would happen to me!
Marilyn!!!! Bring me cookieeeeeeeees!!!]
