The dance that made the club quiet

ok......where do I start???

Well,  I guess we will just dive into the facts.

***This story is from my point of view....

there were a few things that we all saw a little differently, 

but it is still all the same basic story

Titled:

'the inappropriate aunt dance'

or also known as,

'the double header'.

It all happened last Saturday night at the piano bar.

As most of you know, you request songs attached with too much money, and the singers will play your suggestion........

 or sometimes they just throw your request to the side 

but only after 

they take your money off the clip and put it in the money jar.

We are all cracked out  lab rats to the piano players.  

They can throw away our request and take our money and we will still cheer for them and let them know how much they rock our world!

They are pretty good about honoring the birthday requests, 

and usually ask the birthday person to get on stage to be voluntarily embarrassed.

A dude, his girlfriend and his aunt walk into a bar......

[no this is not a joke]

they are called on stage where two chairs are waiting.

The dude and his girl sit in the chairs while the music starts playing.

I don't know exactly what song was being sung because I went deaf, and wished I was blind 

once 'the aunt' started doing 

gyrating hip pumps 

to her nephew AND the girlfriend.

It looked a little something like this:

exhibit #1

and this:

exhibit #2

Although, the difference between my exhibit #2  flat pancake ass,

 and the real deal, was that  Auntie had a nice badonkadonk and it really did look pretty good

 if it wasn't being meat grind-ed into her nephew's face!

You could tell that she had done this kind of dance a time or twenty for men who paid her in her g-string.

She had a way of swinging her hips to and fro that made me wonder if she was born with well oiled hinges instead of joints.

exhibit #3

Apparently the girlfriend was feeling left out of the family action and started grabbing to get her own piece of Auntie pie.

Auntie proceeded to give girlfriend some unhinged motion while straddling her similar to exhibit #3.

Just as the song ended, girlfriend and Auntie leaned into each other and totally full on macked!

It was excruciating having to watch Nephew's embarrassment.   

He was so paralyzed.

I'm assuming he was repeating prayers in his head,

"please let this be a dream, please! please! please!"

As an audience, we were watching this train wreck with complete awe and silence.

Even the piano players were traumatized and finished the singsong by saying,

"wow!  we sure didn't expect that!"

The moral of the story??

always expect the unexpected....

and 

have your aunt define what she means by

"let's go have some family fun".