Randy and I were invited to a ' 20's Murder-Mystery Party' that took place on Saturday evening.
I was given the part of Heidi Shnapps,
the waitress-wanna be dancer from Austria who was really a spy!!!!!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!
I took the role very seriously and made Heidi a class act with aspirations of being a POLE dancer.
As luck would have it, the previous owner of my home had left us a set of Scott ski poles [along with tapes of Japanese and Cuban porn!] in our basement.
I doctored up the ski pole with a silver tray holding martini glasses on the top, and the pole with dollar bills [thanks for the dollar bill idea Paula!] stating I would accept tips for my services.
The pole came in handy at the end of the night to be my crutch from too much yummy wine.
Rand was a Gangsta frequenting the club that I worked.
[yes, his vest is sooooo John Travolta 'stayin alive', but we got by with what we had OK?!?!?]
Hours before we had to leave for the party, Riv had a clan of kids over to play ping pong, listen to loud music, and drink/eat a shartload of junk foods.
They were having such a good time, we allowed them to stay and continue their fun.
[we were only 10 minutes away and had Jax as our law dog to report any unscrupulous behavior. He's a great snitch. Fortunately for all the kids involved, there were no bad reports made.]
Because I was "one of those" teenagers, I am already 27 steps years
ahead of their experimental brain, and had Rand put a lock on our beer fridge!
Riv's friends are a stand-up, good bunch of kids, but still no need to leave things to temptation!
Darius thought that he and Rand should trade hats for night.
Randy gave it a try, and then I stepped in and said, "no."
We had some great characters!
Al Kohol, Bart Ender, Brandy Chaser, and Gil T. Azell to name a few.
[Derek was Al Kohol]
Carrie [on the left] was the hostess of the party. She played Roxanne the flapper [and the killer!!!!!! dun dun dunnnnn!!!!!] Lisa was Brandy Chaser and the cutest flapper whore I've ever seen. She ran a half marathon that morning as Wonder Woman and still managed to have steady legs under her to shake her fringe.
Prizes were given out that could be useful to some peeps in a predicament.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a right nut from a gifted elk head sling-shot!
It was a fabulous evening of drama [the fun kind] and hilarity.
Nothing like dressing up to make a person feel young!
[and also to have an excuse to have a dual personality and not be carried away in a straight jacket.]
4 comments:
It was a good excuse to wear fishnets! My first time! Lol. It was so much fun. I generally hate wearing costumes, but found it very fun last night. Great party and great pics!
Oh and good call on the beer fridge lock. You just never know!
What fun!! I love themed parties, especially ones where you have to figure out the killa?? I have never been to one, actually, but I know I would LOVE it!
I laughed my ass off on the beer fridge lock! A parent can nevva be too careful :)
I've gotta know the parts and twists to this murder mystery, so we need to have a date, real soon, k?
My beer gut a.k.a "nut sack" would appreciate a padlocked beer fridge but unfortunately I come equipped with bolt cutters.
I love the pictures of the kiddos! They look like they are having a blast.
"Our" Randy looked like he was having a great time as well but when you have such a hot blonde on your arm, who wouldn't enjoy themselves! What a kick ass time!
As for your prize....who would have thought we would still be peeing on sticks much like in our 20's except this time the sole purpose is self gratifications that doesn't come with a nine month consequence.
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