THINGS THAT JUST PISS ME OFF!

#1~ Jimmy John's sandwich commercials on the radio

PISS ME OFF!!!

I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!

I change the channel EVERY time I hear that cracked out dude's voice blabbering.  He rambles so freakin fast, that it makes my ear drums beat themselves!!

They need a better marketing avenue....

ya know, one that doesn't make you want to gag the commercial spokesperson with one of their own "Jimmy John's" sandwiches!

#2~  Walmart employees

PISS ME OFF!!!

I purposely bought two cases of mini water bottles because the sign above them read,

$1.98

(looked like a hydrating good deal to me!  the case was shrink wrapped with 2-6packs of mini's)

At the checkout stand, the blondie said that the price was $1.98 times 2 because of the 2 6-packs in the case.  I didn't argue that their sign was TOTALLY misleading, and that she was the one that was actually WRONG! I just told her that I didn't want to purchase them at that price and to take them back.

Before I could even return my credit card back to my wallet, the biotch behind me had her cart up my ass.

Since she was so rude, I didn't move in a "Jimmy John's" hurry, and figured she could wait until I was done with my shopping experience.

While biotch is now standing elbow to elbow beside me, the clerk starts to ring up the biotches crap....

but not before biotch spouts out that every item she is buying, is $1 at RiteAid.  

What did that Waldouche employee do????  

She trusted the biotch's word, and rang it all in at $1!!!!

Now, what I don't understand is why she couldn't take my word on a sign that Walsuck ITSELF advertised, but she could honor a biotches word regarding a competitors ad?!?!

I know, I know....if I'm going to shop at Walfutz, I need to quit bitching about their bad service.  I will work on that.

And I saved the best for last.....

#3~ Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN)

PISSES ME OFF!!!

In Oprah fashion, she gave me a wonderful taste of her "lifeclasses" every night for the past two weeks.

I actually started to learn things....

Things like life in polygamy, life in porn, life in losing a loved one, etc.

I even started to watch TV daily for her programs!!!! 

(I rarely watched TV before the last month or so)

It's safe to say that I was falling in love with OWN.

Apparently, she took my love to town because now she wants me to pay an extra $10/month to receive OWN!!!

I feel used, dirty, manipulated, betrayed and thrown away.

Thanks a lot 

Oprah Winfrey!!!

You just go on with yo bad self making money hand over fist, while I sit on my couch longing for the OWN that I once knew, wishing for an equal "Oprah" education as those rich people that can afford more than basic cable!

I may not be a starved child in Africa, but I am still a child of the world in need of "lifeclasses".

I thought I knew you Oprah....

I thought I knew you.