{the adventures of 

Veronica, Charlene, and SiuMing}

Veronica:  Hey Charlene! Do these flip glasses make my ass look big??

Charlene:  My God Veronica!  Would you get over your ass already?  You are always like, 'look at my ass!! hey everyone!!!  I'm going to bend over and touch my knees!!!!  look at MY ASSSSSSS!!'  

Veronica:  Charleeeeene!....are you saying you are jealous?  Jealous of my ass?

Charlene:  NO Vernoica!  I'm not jealous of your ass, OR your lame-o glasses OR your ugly pearl neckalce!!!

SiuMing:  All right you two!!!  That's enough.  You both are beautiful bald flowers that have the luxury of standing next to me while many people walk by to gawk at my perfect fashion sense.

Charlene:  What the HELL?!?!?  Listen here SiuMing!!!  If that is even your REAL name.....people look more at Veronica's red baboon ass and my wonderful infinity scarf than they do your stupid 80's boyish get-up!!

Veronica:  Yah SiuMing!  What Charlene said!

SiuMing:  Well then, you can kiss my ass right here!!!  Right here where my hands are!!!

Veronica:  GAG me SiuMing!  You're sooooo stupid.

SiuMing: Well if I am so stupid, why did you tell everyone you were my TWIN SISTER????

dundunduuuunnnnnn!!!!!

Charlene:  Oh Veronica!  Say it isn't so!!  I'm disappointed in you!!!!  If there is one lesson I have learned in this business, it's never good to be A-SuiMing.....