Ancient Chinese Caca PooPoo

I love tea.

I drink it year round, but I have an extra cup or two in the winter eves.

I believe in the healing power of the tea leaf and enjoy the distinct flavors and natural additions combined to make a tasty 'bag o' love' in my mouth.

BUT LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR!!!

I love bags of tea....

NOT  being tea bagged!!!!

My favorite brand is Yogi.

I have yet to find a Yogi type that I didn't enjoy.

The added benefit to Yogi teas, are the beautiful mantras that you are presented with at the end of each bagged string.

I find myself looking forward to my 'daily fortune'.

It's amazing how the power of words can change your attitude or your presence in life.

I have another brand that I like to dabble in. 

Triple Leaf Tea.

It's flavor is smooth and delightful.

The only thing I thought it was lacking compared to the Yogi brand, was my papered words of encouragement.

 The 'Detox' is great after a weekend of over indulgence.

(Offered in Yogi brand too)

This stuff is better than a Tylenol PM with no added side effects.

Randy and I have made a night time ritual of a 'Relaxing' cup of tea before bed.

(also good and avail in Yogi brand)

But my Triple Leaf confidence came to an end today.

After many a night of insomnia, 

my body transforming into a midnight sweating inferno, 

and  add hormonal body aches, 

I bought this 'Women's Tonic' tea thinking it would be my cure all to my every womanly ailment!!!

It has DONG QUAI for hell's sakes!!!

(WTF is Dong Quai?!?!? 
 Is he a brother to Long Duck Dong?)

Let me just tell you that......

I would rather put a shit stick dipped in feathers, and sprinkled with toe jam in my mouth, before I drink another cup of hate like this again!!!!

Damn you Chinese for making me think I can abuse my body and then drink a yummy concoction of herb to heal my 

self inflicted punishment.

I no believe your word anymore Sensei.  

You betray my trust.  

You give me drink in my mouth that taste like turd. 

Don't count on me for anymore suckee suckee five buckee !

OHHHHHH! who am I fooling?

I still suckee suckee for five buckee but NOT for Don Quai. 

 He no help me and he got a nasty taste.

Ancient Chinese Caca PooPoo!