A MONKEY AND A CAT

This kid can monkey his way up, down, across and through any kind of playground equipment.

We've always speculated that he is part chimpanzee due to the fact that his feet are made with power-toes for climbing, and his hands have super human grip and strength.

This kid on the other hand, enjoys the playground in a more 'fetal position' kind of way.  He adds to the 'fun' experience by screaming like a tortured cat with it's ass on fire. 

Just call me the Zoo keeper.