The sun was shining today,
and even though there was a nip in the air,
Daisy and I decided that we needed to walk off some anxiety and get some vita D on our cheeks.
Well, I needed vita D....
Daisy needed an uninterrupted hour of frenzy sniffing other dog's shit.
Man does she love that!!!
We both got our fix while walking the loop at Daybreak lake.
If you think this image that I have funked up with a photo app is freaky......
you shoulda seen the dude that was eerily walking on the path wearing a hat, scarf, coat, and gloves......
yet NO FAHREKKIN SHOES!!!!!
This naturalist was barefoot as Bigfoot and weird as Waldo.
Don't worry about me though!!!
I went through every horrible scenario that this "creeper" could do to me since we were the only fools within a quarter mile.
Then I came up with all kinds of good self defense moves for such scenarios.
Let's just say that while I was speed walking/jogging/tripping over Daisy,
I sporadically busted out the
I sporadically busted out the
Karate Kid 'Crane Technique'.
Nobody!! And I mean NOBODY messes with this crazy bird!!!!!
Hiyah!!!!
2 comments:
Why would anyone be out there without shoes on? Maybe they had gotten muddy or wet and he had to leave them somewhere to dry...or maybe he was just a nut. One word gurl, Pepper Spray!
Auntie E
LMFAO! It's taken me this long to check out your blog again...I didn't realize how much I was missing. So, I'm hooked now! So far, I've laughed at loud, and put my hand to my heart. Mostly, I've thought that I need to talk to you more!!
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