StarYUCKS

Have you ever bought a Venti, fat-free Misto with an extra shot and brought it in your house to enjoy for the day.........

a bit later you  got back in your car to pick up kids from school, and  proceeded to drink THAT big ol' Misto all gone??

Yet, you wondered while drinking it, why it was ice cold at this point and tasted a little "funky cold-madina"?

Then when you are done running around, you walk back in your house with the empty Venti Starbucks in your hand, and you realized in HORROR that you have been drinking a coffee from 

WHO KNOWS HOW MANY FUCKING DAYS AGO!?!?! 

AND YOUR FRESHLY BOUGHT STARBUCKS IS SITTING PATIENTLY ON THE COUNTER WAITING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL!!!!

Oh, you  have never done this?

And you say that only a dumb ass would do this!!!

yah, ummm hu hu hu....

I haven't done this either.

NOPE! NOT ME!  

Never done this!

Neeeeever eeeeeeever done this.

Anyone have a mint?

Or a pepto?

anyone?