Bottoms UP sister!

I witnessed something that made me do a double take, and even after confirming my eyesight to be correct, I still couldn't believe it!!!

I watched a polygamist woman, 

one that looked much like a sister in this picture, 

but not as ugly....well, kind of as ugly,

yah ok, she was ugly alright, 

but the polyg sista I saw at least had a BIG smile on her face :)

ANYWAY!!! As I was saying,

I watched a polyg woman exit a huge ass-ed suburban,

 [driven by a man wearing flannel and 300 kids strapped in the back], 

and she walked into the...............

Liquor store!!!!

I had already done my 'liquor' shopping and was sitting in my car prepared to back out when the boat load of polyg's landed on the 'State Liquor Store' sinner rock!

I was so frustrated that I missed [by 2 freakin minutes!] a 'once in a lifetime' experience of watching a polyg buy alcohol with a bun and skirt as a sidekick! 

I drove out of the parking lot, and made it across the street still pissed about my bad timing.

Then I said to myself, 

"self! 

flip this bitch around!  

we are spying on the life of a  polyg tonight!!!"

I was excited to see the suburban still parked in the stall next to the one I had left.

SHE WAS STILL IN THERE SHOPPING!!!!

OMG!!!

OMG!!!

I didn't have time to waste!!!

I pulled right up in front of the glass doors to the liquor store.

THERE SHE WAS AT THE CHECK OUT!!!

Luck was on my side and it just got my adrenaline going double time!!!

With a little bit of rubber necking and unbelting myself to extend my body for a better view, I watched the sister-wife purchase a 

LARGE BOTTLE OF BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM!

I know, it would have made the experience more fun and apropo if she had brought out a 12 pack of POLYGAMY PORTER, but  the happiness she exuded by clutching her bottle of Bailey's in a brown paper sack, made me want to 'high five' her and  say, 

"you GO girl! 

get that Bailey's!!! 

drink it up and enjoy your bad self.... 

and your husband....

and his 3 other wives......

and the 27 screaming kids between ya'll!"

Do any of you know if it is OK in the polyg lifestyle to drink alcohol???

Paula said that she know's someone who saw the real life "Utah Sister Wives" in a bar before!

[she could have needed it for a cake recipe, 

but i'm going to continue believing

 she needed it for her sanity!]