Saturday night was reason to celebrate!!!!
It was our good buddy Jay's birthday...
and when you get as old as he is,
you celebrate the fact that he can walk without a cane or need an oxygen pack strapped to his back!
We only had to catch his drool a few times, but I think that was more from the alcohol than his age.
Just kidding Jay.
You are just so fun to tease.
You know we love ya man!!!
We started the evening by having wine and dinner at The Market Street Grill.
Ahhhh...so good!
We had THE best waitress who was fun, had a trucker mouth, told of her klepto addiction to stealing pepper grinders from competitor seafood restaurants, and gave all of us a good teaching of how to get crab meat out of it's shell without using those crab crackers that apparently smoosh the meat.
I wouldn't know because I am not a sea food lover....
but Jay gave me a shmidge of his 'bronzed talapia' and I really, really, really liked it!!!
I see fish in my future of dinner delights!
From dinner, we met up with Paula and Jay D at the piano bar.
One of the first things that I noticed when arriving to the piano bar was this glove laying around which nobody claimed.
I knew for a fact that it was the long lost glove of O.J. Simpson!
Unfortunately, it DID fit me and I was not acquitted.
I was sent straight to the bar without passing GO!
Paula and Jay D
Derek and Lisa
Lynsie and Jay
Blind man and greaseface girl
I could just feel that ya all were missing the "Randy shut eye" pictures.
No worries.....we will always have some fresh one's coming atcha!
A round of birthday cake shots were ordered.
Everyone gagged them down,
their bodies shivered,
AND then we got the partay started!!!!!
A Garth Brooks song was requested.
This picture shows my attitude toward,
"friends in low places" being belted out!
MY HELL!!!!
Can we all be done with this song already!!!!
Correct me if I'm wrong friends, but didn't some dumbjunk pay like $40 to have them play this old piece of shit melody?????
Country music makes me feel inbred.
The gals were showin' love, AND lookin' hot might I add!
Jay spontaneously would give the singers a good F-YOU......
and minutes later join in the jamboree
with knowing EVERY word to hits like:
Push it real good by Salt N Pepa
I'm on a boat MOFO by Andy Samberg and TPain
ALL Journey and ACDC lyrics....
and many other wonderful singalongsongs.
Derek is all about the motto:
'go BIG or go HOME'!!!
And celebrating Jay's birthday as a true Irishman, would not be complete without an Irish Carbomb!!!!
Nasty as all shit, but apparently a fun novelty!
As always,
t'was the loveliest of times with you all,
and thank you Jay for getting old
it gives us reason to go out and be with each other....
AND to rub our youth in
yo face :)
yo face :)
BAM!
Love you all!!!!
Muah!!!
[Insider:
p.s......why am I craving cookies????
MUST have cookies!!!
Shit....i knew this would happen to me!
Marilyn!!!! Bring me cookieeeeeeeees!!!]
8 comments:
OMH....loved the recap of the night. Can we do it again tonight? My favorite moments of the night:
-Jay singing every single word of "Push IT"...can't get the image out of my head.
-you girls going to "butter up" the table reservation guy and ending up bitching at him instead...DUH!
-ummm-uncomfortable double headed lap dancer slut! HELLO!? How could you forget to mention that?
ALSO...I see that you conveniently left out the fact that you and Lynsee sang EVERY SINGLE word of "Friends in Low Places" right along with everyone else sister!
WHATEVER cookie breath.
Yes...it was great fun. Thanks everyone. We must do it again soon.
cookie breath!!! LMAO!!!
for the record:
if 'friends in low places' is being sung in a sing a long, it's the law that every person must sing whether you like the shit or not! i am law abiding when it comes to music.
2~i don't remember bitching at the reservation guy, but even if we did, he liked it cuz he remembered Lisa
3~i almost included the horrific story of the aunt/niece lap dance, but i had just eaten dinner and i didn't want to throw up all over myself by reliving the memories. it's still so WTF!! did we really see that?!?! ew!
Holy hell Jolie, you are seriously hilarious!
-Jay DOES know all lyrics to every song- he is a music god.
-Jolie and I WERE buttering up the table guy! It was Lisa that was bitching at him, and the funny thing is- she's the one that got us the table!
-HAHA, the only way to bare Friends in Low Places is to belt it out!
- We must have a girls night in jammies and invite Marilyn. She will bring us cookies and you guys would LOVE her!
- The receivers of the double headed lapdance were aunt and nephew-WORSE than aunt and niece if you ask me! I saw the aunt in the bathroom and she was mortified!
- Thank God you both have birthdays coming SOON so we have an excuse to party again soon!
Why can't I figure out how to post my name with my comments!
Party On ...
Cookies are a side effect of too much Garth Brooks music!!
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This is Paula...Not Jay D
How did Lisa get the table? Last I checked Jay D and I were the ones who got there an hour early, put our names on the waiting list (they told us no one was on the wait list and didn't know anything about you calling earlier-I'm tellin ya-they are IDIOTS!) and got the table for us. I'm just sayin.....give me a little credit here.
Still having nightmare flashbacks of the lap dance!
This lap dance needs it's own post. Now i want to know about this aunt, nephew, niece weirdness. Hello!?! Some of us live vicariously through you.
yes!!! I will do a post on the lap dancing aunt. I need to confer with my peeps to get the deets correct, and we will post what we can remember of the eve.
I really should have taken a picture...you almost had to see it to believe it.
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