Missing Persons

MISSING!!!!

My little boy has gone missing.

I only see small remnants of him left behind.

An impersonator in a teen body and hip* clothes claims he is my son......

but I have a hard time believing his deep voice as truth.

NO REWARD OFFERED

 due to the fact that all my money was spent on said impersonator in food, paint ball, clothes, and did I say food?

In fact, I will be doing the opposite of a reward, and am setting up a donation fund to feed the alien-teen-impersonator body that has taken over my little boy.

Cash or checks only please in the incriments of hundreds.

Checks can be made out to:  Broke as a joke-Mutha

And in the Memo please write:  Lost her marbles

Thank you for your generous donation,

and have a great day :)

*OMG!! I am out of touch and old!!!  
Who uses the work "hip" anymore?????