The Loco Gringo

Last month Randy took a business trip to Manzanillo, Mexico.

[Located between Puerto Vallarta and Acapulco....

also where Bo Derek filmed the movie "10"]

The four hour car ride on dirt roads from Puerto Vallarta to Manzanillo was the first of many adventures Randy would have.

Mexican law is that 'there are NO laws'.

His chauffeur/translator was an American-now Mexican, that drove a jalopy while drinking a full six pack of beer while weaving in and out at high speeds.

Then there was the owner of the company [that  flew Randy to Mexico to train Mexi's on the equipment he sold them] that wanted to treat Randy to a night at the 'client bar'........ a legal whorehouse!

They called Randy the Loco Gringo after he said, "No Gracias", to the  offer.

The owner also showed Randy how they deal with demanding/non-paying customers.  

Let's just say a gun is involved.

After the potential threats of dying by a drunk driver, syphillis, and a bullet, not even the beautiful Bo Derek could have kept Randy in Mexico!

Randy is a good boy.

Mexico is a bad boy.

I'm glad my hubs came home before the bad boy could sink his teeth into him.

Life's a beach

Enjoy the pics :)

The accommodations were muy bueno!!!! 

Apparently, wearing a helmet is more important than the concern that you have a 2 LITER COKE BOTTLE FULL OF GASOLINE SUPPLYING YOUR FUEL WITH A FREAKIN TUBE TO THE ENGINE!