Wednesday, April 17, 2013

How to clear a public restroom


Work has been kicking my ass with 10-14 hour shifts.
You would think with the physical work that I am busting out working like a man, 
I would start gaining muscle and shedding pounds!!!
Oh no!!! 
It doesn't work that way anymore. 
I am over 40.
YAY for me!!!!!!! 



All I can count on these days are backaches, bitchy-ness, exhaustion and giant blood blisters that I call my
"Honey BooBoo's" :(

What I learned about draining a blood blister in a public restroom:  
1~  It's very scary for small children to walk in and see blood squirting from someone's finger.  The child WILL scream!
2~  It looks like you are doing something illegal when the mother of the screaming small child  looks down and sees a needle, a lighter (for sterilizing the needle), and bloody paper towels. 
The mother and child will immediately leave the restrooms!



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eewwww and ouch.


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Amie said...

Hahahahaha...forever burned into the memory of some poor child and her mother! Lasting impressions is what we do best! Sorry for your muscle pain and shear exhaustion! Nothing that a weekend at my place won't cure! Can't wait for you and Miss Chelise to show your faces!

paula said...

LMAO! You must have been up on the East side cuz out here in my parts this is just normal public restroom activity.