Monday, April 8, 2013

It's all a scam


Costco!  
You suck a big DOH! NUT!
I am not going to show my round, puffy powder sugared face in your store for a long long time!
I need to detox after shoving a chocolate, coconut and then sugar ball cake in my mouth continuously for 2 days straight!
Why did you have to go and place this platter of crack balls on a display cart.....in front of me.....while I am PMS starving?!?!?
OH...I see how this works!
You snag me hook, line, and sinker with the donut holes, get me sugar-crack addicted, then try to sell me an effin treadmill to pretend it will make it all better!

It's all a big scam if you ask me!
Thanks Costco!
Thanks a lot!
[middle finger]

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and they have the carts programmed to go directly to the bakery section. I am on to their evil ways. When my cart is full of caffeine, nicotine and sugar that damn cart heads to the check stand. Wam bam thank you mam that will be 300.00 dollars!

E

Anonymous said...

LOL with E's comment! Hey....don't curse Costco too loud-the Costco gods may hear you and discontinue the Mary's Gone Crackers again. That would be very bad.

-paula

Amie said...

Donut Holes = Donut Whores! You hit em but you just can't quit em!