The six degrees of a bloody mary

Jay forwarded me this picture that his niece posted on her Facebook.

No, you are not looking at an all you can eat midget buffet.......

You are looking at the most glorious HELLA Bloody Mary concoction ever created!!!

It comes with a large stalk of asparagus,  a half a weenie, a block o' cheese, a shrimp on a pick, and the grand daddy of them all....

A FAAAAHREEKIN CHEESEBURGER SLIDER!

Hey Jay!!!  

Yes you! 

Mr. Jay Brown!!!

Build it and they will come!

Its a double dog dare!

I was telling Chelise about this meal in a mason jar, and she envisioned

Christina Aguilera right away! 

I concur that she would look much better with a cheeseburger skewered on her head rather then this record/space saucer/tilt-a-whirl in her platinum weave!

And then Christina and her titters could look right in the camera and say, 
"Eat your heart out Lady Gaga!!!!  

I take my meat well done!"

And then Gaga would lash back with,

"Of course you do......you always get my ground up sloppy seconds that need to have the V.D's cooked out of it!"

And then X-tina would pounce back with,

"Oh GUUURL!!!  I am the founder of dirty, nasty, and 'getcho freak on'!!!!

You can't use me as your whippin post!

Go beat yo meat somewhere else!"

And then from a far........

everyone could hear RiRi asking in a dazed confusion,

"Wait!!! Who's beating someone?

Chris Brown.......Is that you????

After catching sound of the cat fight, Lyndsay was feeling left out.

With her arms above her head, she ran in circles yelling,

"HEY!!!  

What about me??? 

I'm CRA-CRA!!  

Look at me! 

balaaa-wookawooka-caw-eeeeek-meow--brrrrbrrrr-dardardardar-pthhhhhhhh!

See!  I'm totally crazy!!!!

And I'm a dirty too!!!

Why isn't anyone fighting over meat and beat with me?!?!?

I'm still a star you know!"

'As The World Turns in a General Hospital with All my Children'

.......to be continued.......

or not