For Randy's birthday, I bought him a sweater, a jacket, and a bottle of JOOP! cologne.
How could I have guessed that the woody, cinnamon, sandalwood, honey and musk scent(s) would sexually combine with Randy's skin in a way that makes my heart skip a beat?????
The smell drives me
animalistic CRAZY!!!!!
I smell him as he leaves the room.
I smell him lingering on my pillow.
I smell him smudged on my face.
This may be waaaay too much information for most of you, but I find it imperative that I spread the warning of what JOOP! does to a housewife's hormones.
It's exciting
and distracting
and frustrating
and wonderful
and the simplest aphrodisiac I've ever personally encountered!
I feel like I'm canoodling with a new man.
It's the most bizarre thing...
I can't fully explain the effect it has on me because I don't understand it.
I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO HIDE THE BOTTLE!!!!
[for my own good]
Warning:
JOOP! is pheromone crack!!!
3 comments:
My guys USED to wear this. Then once when pregnant (I don't remember which kid it was) something happened. The smell of Joop was suddenly more like Poop. And it would make me vomit. Every time. He would kiss me goodbye. I would gag. He would set his jacket down anywhere within 20 feet of me. I would hurl. He eventually got the hint and stopped wearing it. And I have not smelled it since without thinking about that awesome time. But when it was good (I agree with you) it was real good....
Can we get a Joop-Joop ova hear...I feel I've been Jooped out of this fantasy.
I have no whore moans left. Maybe they will come out with a new juiced up Joop for us older girls.
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Meg...LOL I can totally see how this scent could go from joop to poop with highly sensitive pregnancy senses! I am hoping it smells like poop for me one day.....the effects it has on me is ridiculous and tiring!
Auntie E....Whore moans!!!!! LMAO! I love it! Joop will definitely give you whore moans......unless your preggers... then it just makes you want to punch someone in the weener.
Try it....you never know, you might like it.
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