The amazing spiderboy

Jax has been trying to master his "buildering" skills.

Buildering is the sport of climbing buildings and other man-made structures.

I can't hardly watch him because I see all of the mishaps that could happen.

[btw: this structure is minimal in comparison to other buildings he's scaled]

Hasn't this kid given me enough heart palpitations throughout his life???

HEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!

Maybe he will find a magic bean that will grow a stalk to the heavens where he can climb to meet the jolly green giant, and the giant will grant him three special wishes.  

I can only imagine Jax's wish requests:

1~to be able to dance like Usher

2~to have suction cups on his hands and feet

3~to have body hair that stays attached to his body, and doesn't shed in every bathroom

Oh, sorry.....the third one was my wish.

[Jax also tried to climb our garage door and left his foot indentations in the metal panels.

eh, it's only a $5000 repair.

Randy was super stoked to see this climbing experiment that went expensively WRONG!]