River and I were sitting on the couch talking.
Well, there was talking combined with some pillow fighting and Riv's stinky feet trying to be shoved up my noseholes in a wrestling move. Any time you sit with a 14 year old boy, you never really sit.....there is some sort of fidgeting, thumb war, burping, boogers or ninja action going on. But we still managed to have a conversation!!!!
A conversation with a teenager!!!
Things were going swell :)
This was the convo:
Me: This is your dad's schedule for next week.
[I gave him the itinerary]
[I gave him the itinerary]
Riv: Oh. Ok.
Guess what is happening next week.?.
Me: What?
Riv: Just guess!!
Me: Hmmmm......I'm not thinking of anything.
Does it have to do with your school?
Riv: Geez mom!!!
How unpatriotic and unsympathetic are you???
Think of the dates on the calendar!
Me: What do you mean? The only thing that I can remember that is coming next week is me and your dad's anniversary.
What am I missing?
Wait!!!!
Now I remember.
The 9.11 anniversary :(
Riv: I would have to say the 9.11 anniversary is a bigger deal than you and dad's anniversary!
How do you forget 9.11?
How do you forget 9.11?
Me: How can you say that? If it wasn't for the fact that me and your dad got married, you wouldn't even be alive!
Riv: Um.....mom.......
I would still be alive even if you and dad never met.
Me: Shit!!!! You're right!!!
I forget sometimes.
2 comments:
Sometimes it's good to forget.
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I try to forget sometimes where I come from AND sometimes depending on how my kids are acting I wonder WHERE THE HELL they came from!
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