men who love bearded women

I just couldn't get enough of my favorite gingy and made the drive to party with her two weekends in a row.

Amie is about a foot taller than me which allows my face to be the perfect height to rest  my chin on her bazooomba ta-ta's.

We started the eve with mexi-dinner and the famous big-assholio margarita. 

[we shared the jumbo because I couldn't remember anything the last time I drank my own jumbo of these little tequila demons!]

Then worked our way to the quaint main street in Grand Junction.

[The gal in the glasses is Sonya.  She's the sweetie that picked up Riv and shuttled him back to Amie's for the week before I came to take him home.]

We landed for a couple drinks at a place called 'Naggie McGee's'.

We were anxiously waiting, for what I thought would be a great cover band.

[Boy was I wrong on that band assumption!  

Apparently, my band-radar is needs to be re-calibrated]

It took our waiter a bit to get over to us for our order.

As he finally approached, he said,

"Sorry for the wait.....I didn't forget about you two!"

Amie responded back with,

"Well how could you forget about us????  

We are the best lookin' girls in this crowd!"

Waiter asswipe looks around and says,

"eh...yah pretty much"

PRETTY MUCH?

DID HE JUST SAY PRETTY MUCH?!?!?

IS HE BLIND WITH A HEAD INJURY?

Cuz when I looked around, I only saw bearded ladies with walkers or 21 year olds with their head shaved and a post through their nose holes!!

Frickn-A!!!!  Damn rights we were the best lookin thangs in there!  

Even if that's not sayin much!

Amie made sure to let him know that we were GREATLY offended and he was an effer.

He felt bad and apologized.

I think he was embarrassed to let us know that he's into women with facial hair and Quasimodo backs. That is why our 'beauty' ranking was so low in his opinion.....

You see, Amie and I had both just waxed our staches and wore a very supportive bra for good posture :)

heyoooooooooo!!!!!