No more wiglett!

I blame my bald spots,  breakage, and hair loss on my damn thyroid malfunction....

at least the internet says I can blame it on that,

 so I will!

I could also blame it on the 42 different hair colors that I've been this year.

My hair isn't used to this kind of chemical abuse.

I finally chose to go back to my natural color [whatever that is]

because looking like a calico cat has perched it's ass on my head 
is totally NOT in style right now.

Trust me!

I've looked around, and NOT even the CAT LADY has a cat on her head.

I bought this Volumizing Hair Powder at Walmart for around 5 bucks.

[More well known brands have hair powder too....

but probably for more bucks]

I shake it in while my hair is damp and I can automatically feel it attach like a mild glue to the roots.
[shake a little bit at a time at the root by dividing the hair into 1 inch sections...just experiment with it. you really can't go wrong.]

[you can also apply it to dry hair....

it would work well if the hair is dirty and needs a little "oil soak up"..... kind of like a dry shampoo]

It does come out as white powder and since I am now back to a version of blonde, it looks natural.

I'm not sure how it would look with dark hair?!?!?

hmmmm...

I wonder why they don't make these powders in a variety of hair colors?

I'm calling my secretary to get the answers to these questions STAT!

It volumizes and thickens and fills in thin areas.

VAVOOM!!! 

80's coming atcha!!!

I think it's a good product for a great price and worth hitting the local Wallyworld for some of your own Girl Powder.

[I will have to show you the new wand iron I bought.....

Volumizing Powder 

+

Hair Wand

=

TOTAL 80's rocker chick big wavy hair!!!]

Take it from me and my testimonial,

"After I discovered Girl Powder, I can be free from head sweat,  rash, dust mites, wind gust paranoia, flame retardant, and  nylon frizzled hair embarrassment!

I no longer need to wear my wiglett* on a daily basis.

Thank you Girl Powder!!!

You gave me back my folical POWER!"

[fist pump!!]

*Wiglett is fictional, but could happen for reals at any given moment.
I'm just waiting.......


FUCK turning 40and up!!!
That's what I have to say about that!
ARGH!!!!