I want a boat bar!

I am giving you enough time right now to back out of this post if need be.

There are a few explicit, crude, and tasteless pictures ahead.

Please continue at your own discretion.

Randy and I were invited by Uncle Gene to this years Laughlin River run.

It is an annual event that he and his Harley cronies gather together to ride their motorcycles and RV congregate.

It has been years that Randy and I have had the opportunity to get away for this amount of time without children.

We knew that Jax was in a safe place, and we dropped off Riv to grandma Danna's for a vaca of his own.

SO WHY THE HELL NOT take advantage of some brum brum adult fun!?!?!?

There were many times that we would look in the back seat and say to each other,

"wow!  it's weird not having the boys with us!"

It took about 1.23 FULL minutes to get over that one.

And then it was 'get it on -bang a gong' after that!!!!

LOOK!!!!

There's my sign!

Carp pride all the way baby!!!

We were pulling our camp trailer behind Big Red, which is almost powerful enough to pull  Carrot Top's forehead back into place, but it still took us 12 hours to get to Laughlin due to having to buck head winds all the way.

After having a convoy into town with the LV SWAT team, we realized that we were driving into an event that would be HIGHLY patrolled.

I wasn't sure if that was a good or bad thing ?!!?!?

There were big signs flashing, 

"No colors allowed",

meaning gangs and clubs had to leave their biker association clothing elsewhere.

We pulled into the RV lot and realized that we were the white trash of the neighborhood!!!!

These bikers have rigs that are in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, let alone the money they have invested into their bikes!

Randy and I had to ask the rest of our group if they didn't mind po-dunk to be camping next to their motor homes that were fully equipped with food, drinking bars and a plasma big screen OUTSIDE for all to enjoy music videos!

These people know how to chillax in style!!!

I was just happy to be welcomed into the aristocratic menagerie with open arms and a cold Bud Light!

Apparently, the rest of the RV park had their own money invested into an RV good time too!

There were toy hauler trailers that opened up their backside to a full on night club!

They had couches, a DJ booth, big screens with techno lights.......

and yes, stripper poles.

These two girls were the 'dancers' for the weekend.

Everyone was bored of their moves after the first night.

I'm pissed that I didn't get a pic of the 'boat bar' that one camp had on a corner lot.

They took a 20 foot boat, carved out the inside to hold a bar tender and kegs, had beer taps at the front, a BBQ grill at the rear and seating all along the edges.

It was genius!!!

I think I will get one on order for my front yard!

Party at my house!!!!

[My neighborhood would go into a prayer riot if I even tried]

We did a lot of bar hoppin, casino depositing, and toasting to one hell of a good time!!!!!

[Gene and I always have to do our famous drink picture together to send to Chelise.  We revel in rubbing it in her face that we are having fun without her.....

I know, we are assholes....

just ask Chelise!]

Randy and Gene had some good bonding kiss face time over a Ruben sandwich.

mmmmm!!!!!

Sauerkraut and pastrami lip locking....

"Anyone got a freakin Altoid up in here?"

This is the way Irish Pubs do it in Laughlin!

[boooyah Jay!]

Biker bikini babes* buffin and bumpin for a buck!

This chicks trucker hat said, 

"I came here for the beer and to F**K bitches"

Yeah....they must have called school out for the day because these gals had "NO CLASS!"

But that's not to say I didn't love the freak parade!

*I just went with the "B" theme in my wording.  I'm not sure if these gals were really in the category of 'babes'.

And I will leave you with this picture to burn into your head as 

the grossest thing you will ever see!!!

I mean really, who puts an orange bandanna on a S&M midget blow up??? GROSS!!

Don't they know that orange is a fall color?

Laughlin Bike Run.....

where blow up dolls, full body neon pink netting, stripper poles, boat bars, dimples in bikinis, and staggering back to your RV are welcomed.

We already have our reservation for next year!!!!

YEE HAW!!!