{not even real}

Randy and I were talking to River about how hairy his face is, and that he will be that kid that comes to High School with a full on beard and mustache!

Jax leans over to get a good look at Riv's awesomeness of face fur, and said,

"You're gonna be like one of those........

ya know......those big scary hairy things......what are they called?"

River replies with "Sasquatch?"

Jax gives Riv a look that tells him 'you're such an idiot!'

Then Jax  remembered the word he had been trying to get out!!!!

He blurts, "Oh my God River!!!!  

I thought you were the smart one!  

No, I'm not talking about Sasquatch!  

I'm talking about Big Foot!  

Sasquatches aren't even real!"

And there you have it folks....