Sunday, October 16, 2011

{intervention}



Really Christina?
Really?

I don't even know where to start this intervention.

I guess we can start with the bad nappy-assed weave.

Girl! 
get it off yo head!!!!
And then when you do, get some Moroccan oil from Sally's, condition the shit out of what you've got left, and start over!!!  YIKES! That bleached out tumbleweed scares the livin' shit out of me..... and most small children and animals!  
With the exception of birds because they think it is a wonderful nest.

And then we have the alcohol bloat 
(you have got to stop doing beer bongs girl!)
 and the bad leotards that end at the top of your thighs......
those only work on Beyonce and 6 year old girls in ballet!

poor thing....
she's just a mess!

Hopefully she will keep up on the dental hygiene because we don't need another Lindsay Lohan periodontal tragedy!





She is the poster child for:
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO DRUGS".

very sad

Footnote:  after I posted this, I realized that the picture of Christina and myself (to the right) look quite similar!
hmmmmm....maybe I need to turn the intervention mirror on myself?
something to thing about...especially when being critical of others.


2 comments:

paula said...

LMAO! I thought it was Elizabeth Taylor with a weave re-incarnated....in her older bloated days.

Lindsey Lohan just looks stinky....and I'm not talking armpit stank...she seems like a dirty girl so the teeth don't surprise me at all. Trash.

segura2salazar said...

You make me laugh so hard!

Christina just looks so bad, like she jumped off a ten story building just trying to squeeze herself into that outfit. Who the hell is her stylist and why the "F" aren't they speaking up?

Don't even think there is a resemblance between you two, so knock it off sister! You look hot, there is the #1 difference!

I second Paula, Lindsay is just trashy/whorey/dirty!