{chirp}

We woke last night to a chirp, chirp.

No,  this time it wasn't the pigeons who have made their home and toilet all over my rooftop.

[I will  tell you more about these roof rats later... and my attempt to get rid of them]

It was the smoke detector located at the very tippy toppy of my ginormous vaulted ceilings.

Who the hell does this?

Who sticks a life saving device that needs to be tested and have it's batteries updated frequently, 

AT THE PEAK OF NO MAN'S LAND??????

And how did they get it up there???

Seriously!!!  I don't know what to do.

Randy!!!!  Get some stilts!!!

or a gun....

I'm to the point I don't care how we shut the chirp up....

it just needs to stop already!