Wednesday, October 19, 2011

{hey asshole!!! 
you're an asshole!}


Wanna know where the rudest drivers in the world are located at 7:30 am??!??!


If you said the local middle school, you would be a winner-winner chicken dinner, correct!!!
I swear- to- GOD 
I'm going to go Britney Spears crazy on someone's ass one of these days!!!!


(the Britney that shaved her head and beat a car with an umbrella crazy....but I won't shave my head....I'm too vain for that!)

Most of the parents that drop off their kids, think that their time is even more valuable and important than the rest of us in a motor vehicle.
gag me with your excuses people!
it's just flat out RUDE and endangers our children!
OUR CHILDREN ARE WHAT IS VALUABLE AND IMPORTANT!

It's pandemonium in the "drop off yer kid" line.
There are people who will honk, cut you off, and even put themselves in a fender-bender situation, just to get one car ahead of you! 
There is NO concern for the children trying to get to the school doors alive.
The only concern, is getting their kids out of the car mom-mobile mini van, and gunning the gas to get in front of you at the STOP LIGHT! 
Hurry lady! 
You must hurry to STOP!!!
ARGHHHHHHHH!!!

It seriously takes all that I have NOT to stoop to their level.

I think I might have to picket.
yes!!!
I will picket the front of the school for a reform in the system!

I'm sure this will make River very proud :) 
and then he will ask to be transferred to further his education somewhere out of this country....
probably somewhere like Zimbabwe, where he will never have a chance of someone he knows, seeing him again!
If you think about it, this plan could work! There are no vehicles to fight against, and the language is simple...
you just talk in tongue click.

How do you say "move your cow and cart, I'm dropping off my kid at school" in click?

klkkklllhllkkklcowkkl?



2 comments:

Tracy said...

Did U see "Desperate Housewives" last Sunday? Gaby got her parking placard confiscated by the Drop-off Police for making her daughter, Juanita, jump out of her SUV before she was in the "zone". Always in-a-hurry, honking and rude, Gaby reminded me of someone else I know. Good thing I'm not involved in carpooling or carschooling. Yokes--it's dangerous out there, folks!! ;)

paula said...

DO IT! I can totally see you picketing the middle school drop off zone. Although I can totally understand parents intense desire to get their middle school aged kids out of their cars ASAP-you'd think their desire to get them there in safety would out-weigh it. IDIOTS I tell ya.....